The door to a magical realm

[cryptolect]

In other news, our front door has magical powers.  People come to visit houses all along our block, and somehow...they can't...help themselves...they all knock on our door.  We get constant mistaken door knocks, although usually by the time I've got to opening the door the mistaken knocker has figured out they made a big mistake having heard the hounds of hell throwing themselves against the inside, and is trembling somewhere at the end of the path.

The ultimate example of which just occurred when I opened the door to find a man standing (at the end of the path, natch) saying, "Sorry it says here I'm looking for [not our number] and I thought this was [not our number]".  Despite the fact that the number is in five inch high figures in black on a white door at eye level.  Yeah he looked a bit embarrassed.  But I knew that he couldn't help himself.